Underwater Farts That Smell Like Bananas

Even though I listen to Howard Stern in the morning, I'm not all that keen on fart jokes. There is no other way to describe what I'm talking about though. John brewed another batch of beer on Monday while I was gone, and I came home Monday evening to beer fermenting in our bedroom. =( There is a blow off hose that goes into a bowl of water. Bubble, blubble, bubble, bubble, bubble. The least he could do was move it into the closet. Then it was just a muffled bubble, bubble, bubble. I bet you don't have beer fermenting in your closet. The beer has to be at 70 degrees to get the banana aromas he's going for (which actually smell really good), so instead of heating the entire house all day, he put the space heater in the bedroom to keep the beer fermenting at the proper temperature.

How annoying to me that I have been making wine at the improper temperature, with outside tanks, and outside fermenting in 90 degree weather, and now I have to listen to these 5 gallons of beer bubble all night long.