Conversation I'm Trying To Avoid

In August, John and I are planning to go to Germany, to visit our friend Susanne, and attend her wedding. We started an improvised self monitored Weight Watchers program on Friday. I keep envisioning what Susanne will say when we get off the plane. "Vell, Elaine, you are much heavier since the last time I saw you. Helga, meet my friend Elaine." Helga then says, "I guess it is true what they say about Americans being fat, there is a Mc Donald's in the next village, maybe we should go there, you are hungry, no?"