It's time to lose your mind and let the crazy out.

Thursday, November 01, 2007

Gripe Water

I'm starting another year of NaBloPoMo with a bang today.

Here's a list of things people with kids should never say to people without kids:

1. "I can't wait for you to have kids so we'll have something to talk about together again."

2. When you tell them you're pregnant: "I noticed you've gained some weight."

3. When you vent to them: "Before you have kids problems like yours seem really important don't they?"

4. "I don't even recognize my vagina anymore."

5. When you ask them what it's like in that particular stage of their child's life: "You'll see."

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