Mr. Fix it

Dad has an old hunting buddy who is a plumber. He's not that good of a plumber, but he is cheap, and he can usually get the job done. He is really messy though, perhaps Dad admires that in him. Sometimes he gets paid in wine, I think he needs a sign that says, "Will Work For Bolduc." I used to think that he would fix one thing and break another, just so he'd have to come back and get paid in more wine. He has funny t-shirts, my favorites say "I Can Fix Anything! (where's the duct tape?)" and "Albert Winestein, add a few drinks and become a genius."

We had problems with a new furnace the other day, he came out and looked at it, couldn't get it to turn on. It's a brand new furnace. A couple days later, he brought his son with him, because he was really troubled by this furnace. They got here, turned it on, and it worked. He then said, "I guess the Furnace Fairy fixed it."