Are You a Republican?

For as long as I have known my father-in-law, he has liked to play the "Are You A Republican?" game. He holds the record for the world's biggest republican. He thinks that since I was raised Catholic, I am republican too, he just hasn't convinced me of it yet. He thinks if he asks me the right questions, that I will one day realize that I have been republican all along. The game goes like this:

"Do you believe in the right to bear arms?"
"Do you believe in homosexual marriage?"
"Are you pro-choice or pro-life?"

The problem is, for as long as he has known me, I refuse to play his game. This just provokes him. Yesterday I was here alone with him, while John and his mom ran to the store. There was no escape.

The verdict? I'm still not a republican.